The "Sarawak Champion"

Yeah, as the topic says, the "Sarawak Champion"!!!

Huh?? Who is the Sarawak Champion?? You don't need to know him anyway. You just need to know that he is the fastest guy in the whole Sarawak state. Do not look down on him, because he is realy really strong!! He can run around the whole world for about 10 rounds in just 1 second and you see him in the same position, as if he did not even move a picometer but you can feel a strong wind blowing.

I am not kidding!! This is true!! My friends and I tried to do the same thing, but we can't. So, we formed an investigating group and started to investigate the Sarawak Champion. According to our findings, the atoms that made up the whole body of Sarawak Champion will disperse automatically when he starts running and sometimes lightning strike will occur around him.

He doesn't follow the food needed by a normal athelete in the food pyramid. Guess what he eat every meal.I bet you cannot guess it. He only consume fat during his meals, as fat gives him more energy compared to carbohydrates, so thats why he looks big-sized. But lately, he found out that he cannot take too much fat as this will make the atoms of his body to disperse faster, which may cause him to die. So, he changed his meal to carbohydrate and also protien. Why protien?? Because when he run fast, his atoms will disperse, as mentioned before, and his bones may broke, so he neeed to enhance the strength of his bones to prevent sudden death and sustain the friction and also pressure during the high-speed running.

The findings are shocking at first. We were speechless. So thats why he is always the hero among our friends.