I saw this post somewhere in IRC and thought I should share it. It is a nice and interesting post, written by a female writer. I just copy and paste it down here:

Women's Restroom
When you have to visit a public restroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.

You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't-so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance".

In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance".

To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake more.

You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday-the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's smaller than your thumbnail.

Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backwards against the tank of the toilet. "Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lost your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper-not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get."

By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.

At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet papet trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you just might need this."

As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?"

This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with public restrooms. It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand you Kleenex under the door!

**Taken from this site.


That is all for today.
By,
Blue-Wingz

2 weeks out of a month for AS finals have passed. Tomorrow will be the third week of the final, though I'm having mine on Friday, 31st of October. It was Maths 6 (Statistics) that day. I really need help on concentrating, especially my Physics and Chemistry... Well, it was the last day for the SAM students yesterday. They will be having study week after this and then thier finals. I hate to know that thier finals starts later than AS and ends earlier. That is so unfair, damn it!

Can't think of anything special to post, so I thought to put up some screenshots when chatting with somebody else.

Felt this part will be interesting, so I 'print-screen' it. It was last month though (29 Sept.).

Ever chat with this language before? Bet you don't. It was when I chat with Iced Milk @ Bing last week (19 Oct.).

* Finally, lalazai admit he likes her!! Note the second sentence!! (Just now)

Well, that's all for today. Nitez!!



Yours truly,
Blue-Wingz

Just took Biology Practical 32 yesterday. It was different from other past year papers, I mean normally there won't be blood vessels and plants together in a question, but it came out yesterday. I was quite shocked, but still can manage to write something.

Maths P1 the day before wasn't hard, but I did a stupid mistake in question no.5, which is supposed to be 4-6cosx. Misunderstood question 7.i), so can't prove the equation. After coming out from the exam hall, I feel how stupid I was as I did it on a paper again and was able to do it. Forgot to intergrate the line y=2 in question 9.ii) and didn't finish 9.iii). Really feel like slapping myself as this paper is not as hard as O/N 05' and M/J 06'.

Got to go tuition now. Stopping here.

By,
Blue-Wingz

あなたと

Yea, I know this single is out last month (24 September), but I just found out last week. The new single by コブクロ together with 綾香 titled あなたと! This single only contain the song あなたと and あなたと(Instrumental) though. Never really listened to songs by コブクロ, it's my lil bro who recomended them to me. The song is really nice and is about 5 minutes long. Wanted to find おかえり by 綾香 (ED of drama 絶対彼氏) which is also nice but can't. Below is the cover of the single, あなたと:

Diastro's Birthday

Should have post this yesterday, but it is the Wi-Fi's fault again. 10th of October, which is 2 days ago, is Diastro's birthday (he calls himself Dr. Diastro. Search in Friendster and you will know who the heck is he). We bought a small lil strawberry cake the day before (a small cake, can't find a big one late that night xD) which cost us 18 bucks. As the clock strikes 12, we appeared in front of his apartment unit. He was Huskar-ing that time (you know what I'm saying) and was shocked to see us holding a cake singing Happy Bday.

Diastro and the teeny-weeny birthday cake.

Diastro and lalazai who got a head-shot.

We had some fun and left at abt 1 a.m.. Before we leave, we told him to pay RM36 for the cake together with 10% service tax xD. As a thank you gift, he poured a pail of water down the stairs when we are desccending. Luckily Sugar blocked me, so I was alright while the others were a little bit wet. Diastro then pour down another pail when we are all downstairs. Luckily he missed and we all ran back to our units.

Woke up few hours later to go to school. I was shocked when I see these:


A total of 16 foolscap papers on the front door. The first one wrote "Guess who am I?" and the second one is "Lalazai is a monkey". The others wrote "Thank you", " Toh Cheh Nei Tei", "Terima Kasih", "Xie Xie Ni Men", "Arigatou", "Gracias" etc.. It is obvious the birthday boy did it eh.

It was raining heavily yesterday. I was in the college "studying". Saw these when I'm about to go toilet:

There were wet paper wraps on the windows of the library of the next college. It is a new building and what I think was someone in our college soaked papers in water for a long time and threw them to the neighbour college from D floor. The bunch of guys really have nothing to do. Luckily the management of the neighbour school didn't do anything.

That's all for today. Will post when I feel like it. AS starts this week, and I'm gg-ed.


Yours truly,
Blue-Wingz

Trickster

I got 水樹奈々's new single, Trickster this morning. But then I was shocked when I saw the cover, it was like 'OMG, is she posing or what?', meaning the cover sucks. It contains 3 new songs:
1. Trickster
2. DISCOTHEQUE
3. Trinity Cross

For me, the third song is the nicest in this single. If I'm not wrong, DISCOTHEQUE will be the OP for the second season of Roasrio + Vampire season 2, Rosario + Vampire Capu 2 which will start airing this month. Here is the cover of the single:

Gaaah, got bored from studying. I can't get anything into my head these whole Raya week /gg. Don't know what happened, but I just don't have the will to "pull" myself up and go study. Sometimes I really wanted to slam my head on the wall. Since I have not updated this thing for soooo long, and someone had kept pestering me to update, so I decided to do something about it.

I'm really dead these days. I spent too much already, more than my allowance can allow me in a week. I bought a Trudi Canavan novel in MPH and 8GB pendrive in Carefour yesterday night, plus Pizza Hut and Big Apple Dounut, and plus McD today. Holy crap, more than 200 bucks in 48 hours @@, and I have to go dentist this Saturday. Bah, what done is done.



Blue-Wingz